is that a sport?
A scientifically rigorous* taxonomy of athletic pursuits.
*not rigorous
Cardio Cosplay
low competition, high exertion
Actual Sports
high competition, high exertion
Beer-Friendly
low competition, low exertion
Nerd Olympics
high competition, low exertion
The Rules
The Beer Test
If you can do it with a beer in your hand, it's not a sport. Golf, bowling, curling, darts — hobbies, not sports.
The Running Test
If no one is running, it's not a sport. Pickleball, this one is for you.
The Scoreboard Test
If nobody is keeping score, it's not a sport. You can sweat through yoga and still not be doing a sport.