is that a sport?

A scientifically rigorous* taxonomy of athletic pursuits.

*not rigorous

Cardio Cosplay

low competition, high exertion

Actual Sports

high competition, high exertion

Beer-Friendly

low competition, low exertion

Nerd Olympics

high competition, low exertion

The Rules

The Beer Test

If you can do it with a beer in your hand, it's not a sport. Golf, bowling, curling, darts — hobbies, not sports.

The Running Test

If no one is running, it's not a sport. Pickleball, this one is for you.

The Scoreboard Test

If nobody is keeping score, it's not a sport. You can sweat through yoga and still not be doing a sport.